Of aliens and urinals

I just had a very short trip to Pune , with to and fro travel by KSRTC bus .
The KSRTC website dates back about 50+ years when "Pune" used to be called "Poona". This is important since I have type the source and destination, there isn't any dropdown for selection. And putting the destination as Pune results in the error "an unknown error occured" or some generic crap like that.
Finally made the booking after getting this knowledge from a friend.

So we go on the scheduled day to this filth of a place called the KG bus stand. First thing that hits me is the odour of too many people in one place. Smell of unclean armpits(likely) , unwashed underparts(probable) and rotten limbs(possible). Now I know I can't ever live in Mumbai again :(

I visit the restroom.
W/o the stiff upper lip, it's "i go to the loo".
Or , "use the toilet".

You cannot be honest and use any of the above for the loo in the bus stand. A honest quip would be
"let me go have have my nose on a high with the stink of ammonia and methane, avoid fainting or having epileptic seizures , control my pulse to avoid turning into a green monster, avoid slipping on some human faeces and take a leak."

On the way back by bus, in a stop for dinner, there was a toilet for aliens !
You enter the toilet through the narrow door , and find only one urinal and it's upside down.

The appropriate screws have been unhooked to get a very wet experience.
So, when your pissstream hits the inverted bowl it splashes urine back in your direction. This may be important for an alien species which survives by drinking urine mixed with slight amount of cholera infected faeces.
Yeps, there are bits of goo stuck to the urinal. Wonder how someone managed to shit into the urinal. Must from the other alien species which shits into the urinal and hence shares a symbiotic relationship with the pee-drinking one.

Do excuse the language here, i can't describe this in milder words. And please do carry a pair of adult diapers rather than using public toilets. And remember that urinals are meant for pissing , you have to use the other similar looking bowl for shitting, ask your nearest public toilet attendant for additional information.